officialfrenchtoast:

Battery: 30%

let me turn off my phone so I can use it later on

*turns phone back on*

Battery: 8%

what the fuck

(via definitelynotmoose)


chenyakumo:

hey so i know this is tumblr and we all have a lot of different opinions but

fuck wasps

(via grandparogers)


demons-bagels-and-fallen-angels:

jacqui-dean-rising-demon:

wallyedge:

whatificantf0rgety0uu:

Ugh this is annoying

The fork pissed me off so much.

The water bottle…. i don’t understand… it hurts

I was officially done when I saw the rail.

(via jacobspear)


anthonyholden:

Real life conversation with my soon-to-be 3-year-old daughter.

I am a wimp when it comes to pretending.

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lovelorn-xo:

castielsteenwolf:

so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far

adopt me

(via shelbybbylove)


jump-doughboy-jump:

vriska-ler:

no but what pisses me off is when parents dont let boys and girls hang out as friends like especially when it comes to sleepovers

like no i dont want his dick in me i want to sit on my floor and throw board game pieces at him when i lose

finally someone said it

(via shelbybbylove)


protowilson:

sexanddatensincity:

kissmyasajj:

sizvideos:

Human Transformer - Video

SHUT UP

In all honesty, even I would act like a child.

OK that’s legit incredible.

(via yourlittlethingsinlife)



gaimez:

Ten Germans try to say the word “squirrel”

As Jeremy Clarkson says: Germans can’t say the word “squirrel”. Though, to be fair, most native English speakers can’t say the German word for “squirrel” (eichhörnchen) either…

This is the cutest thing I’ve found

(via burdened-with-glorious-love)