collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

(via grandparogers)


ewari:

gaypee:

therapsid:


"Friendship is a fucking hassle."

someone told this pony about bronies.


brush me

"what is your cutie mark?""The fuck should i know I don’t care"

ewari:

gaypee:

therapsid:

"Friendship is a fucking hassle."

someone told this pony about bronies.

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brush me

"what is your cutie mark?"

"The fuck should i know I don’t care"

(via magnetokeptthebulletinhispocket)


adameforhim:

gypsylocybin:

HOW DOES SHE DO IT HOW DOES SHE GO FROM SEX GODDESS THAT RUNS THE MOST SUCCESSFUL BOUDOIR IN TOWN

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TO “I JUST GOT MY INHERITANCE IMNA FUND A CHARITY  BEFORE VACATIONING IN POCONOS” LOOKS

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TO LESBIAN PUNK HOOKER LOOKING FOR HER NEXT TRICK

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TO HIGH FASHION SEX PRIESTESS 

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TO WHATEVER THIS IS

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TO GHOST OF YOUR DEAD GRANDMOTHER

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(via boilinglove)


naturepunk:

It’s like no one ever told him cats don’t like water. 

naturepunk:

It’s like no one ever told him cats don’t like water. 

(via dont-lose-your-muchness)



rae-rose:

who-lligan:

So I just had the shit creeped out of me.

I’m not someone who believes in ghosts, but I was sitting in my room, alone and in the dark, and I heard the strings of my violin being softly plucked. 

My violin is hanging on the wall several feet away. 

So I gathered my courage, grabbed my phone, and used the camera light to investigate. 

And found this.

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A goddamn spider was playing my violin. Not even joking. The little shit.

I think I’d have preferred a ghost….

(via sadtbrh)


averagefairy:

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise

(via sadtbrh)


alafiyatried:

mrnargalicious:

tibby-wynter:

fartgallery:

i bet dragons would probably think it’s really cool that we produce water in our mouths

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That last image is too adorable to not reblog.

this is the cutest

(via disorder)


agirlnamedally:

agirlnamedboy:

WISHLIST WISHLIST WISHLISSSSTTTTTT

ARIEL. When it gets warmer, we are doing this on your balcony immediately. OKAY?

agirlnamedally:

agirlnamedboy:

WISHLIST WISHLIST WISHLISSSSTTTTTT

ARIEL. When it gets warmer, we are doing this on your balcony immediately. OKAY?

(via sadtbrh)


andrewbreitel:

potayto:

do people really still say me gusta

what

im pretty sure every single spanish speaking person does

(via sadtbrh)