callieohpeee:

when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died

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piertotum-locomottor:

url-coming-soon:

theywillnotforceus:

if i was music i’d be a single

yeah because you’re the best song on the album

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falloutbong:

my friend took a photo while we were on a ride

falloutbong:

my friend took a photo while we were on a ride

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justanasshole:

Human Centipede: The Prequel

justanasshole:

Human Centipede: The Prequel

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New favourite joke:

2dizzi:

agathaheterodyne:

where-am-i-send-help:

ougbad:

karlimeaghan:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

i dont get it

No one explain it

After the Roman drinks the beers, he tells the bartender, “I want a martinus.”

"Don’t you mean a martini?”

"If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for them."

These are fucking great

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holysheerios:

holysheerios:

holysheerios:

teddysfotos:

i just

I’m so sorry

PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS I DONT REALLY KNOW WHAT A MANGO IS BUT IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME

For those of you who are wondering why my blog is filled with constant mango shenanigans, THIS is why. After receiving literally hundreds of pictures of these dreaded fruits, I would like to tell you, now I could identify these things in my sleep. You can stop sending me them now. And, for the record, nearly a year later:
image I have become one with the mango.

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fluffy-fallen-angel:

theboykingandhisknight:

qabriel:

wow sammy looks really sad here.

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don’t be sad

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that’s better.

That’s fucking horrifying

Someone take photoshop away from that person

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lesbian-pixie:

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"your wings are too big"

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Background Actors Who Have No Idea What They Are Doing

ungratefullittleshit:

The guy who has no idea how brooms work:image

This guy that is pretty sure he was just kicked:image

This guy who has no control over his arm movements:

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